God bless you Rockstar. I shall always be grateful that you keep developing the GTA series on the PC where it rightfully should be.

A GTA IV mini review shall be written and posted eventually. According to the extensive in game stats I’m only at 20% completion (and that’s after playing it a fair bit over the weekend), so it might not be for a while.

What?! You expect me to write a review when there are still more missions to be done? Don’t be silly!!

Yes! I know!! And it’s only twenty bucks. Twenty bucks is nothing when compared to how much fun you’ll have channelling the old days playing lemmings, the incredible machine and bridge builder.

Ok I’ll confess. I was going to try and sit down and write a proper review instead of my normal three paragraphs ones. But just looking at different levels in screenshots on the net, I’m seeing new and better ways to arrange Goo blobs for better structural integrity. Suffice to say I’ll be loading World of Goo in a few minutes.

But first. If you’re still interested check out any of these reviews. I still haven’t seen a bad one yet. Rock Paper Shotgun. The Dead Pixel Post. Evo Gamer. Eurogamer.

I did try to play it, but Jarod would lean over and tell me how my structural balance wasn’t right, or something like that. I just wanted to play with goo.